The David: What You Need To Know Before You Get To Florence

The beautiful reproduction of Michelangelo's David.

Florence, or Firenze, as it is called in Italy, is an ancient city filled with some of the world’s most beautiful art.  It was the stomping grounds of, to name a few, Michelangelo Buonarroti and  Dante Alighieri (though after they banished Dante, they had the nerve to be angry when Ravenna claimed his body for their Famous Dead Person.)  It is also hot, crowded, loud and dusty.  When you disembark from the Santa Maria Novella Train Station, (The SMN,) you will feel as if THIS was Alighieri’s inspiration for a Circle of Hell.  However, don’t plan a trip to Italy without stopping here.  The home turf of the Medici family, their mark is evident throughout the city.  Their faces grace the arch in the doorway in the front hall of the Uffizi.  In fact, the Uffizi, was their family offices.  Outside, The David stands guard.  Wait for it……

The beautiful reproduction of Michelangelo's David.

The beautiful reproduction of Michelangelo’s David.

IT IS THE FAKE DAVID.  This is one of the first things you need to know.  It breaks my heart every time when people tell me how they posed in front of it, and blah blah blah.  Oh dear.  It puts me at an emotional crux.  Do I tell them?  So, listen up people, I’m telling you now.

The real David, the one that Michelangelo created, really DID used to stand in this space.  He was moved in 1873 and  now, he is the main attraction at the Accademia Museum on the other side of town.  Traveling to Italy is a lot of time and money and you want to do it right.  It’s like when someone has food on their teeth….do you tell them or do you let them go on their merry way with spinach on an incisor?    It’s the same thing with David.  Once you tell them you’ve forever destroyed their belief that they saw The Real One.   (It also doesn’t help that  they kind of think you’re a meanie for telling them.)

The author being totally disrespectful to the Pseudo David

The author being totally disrespectful to the Pseudo David

Make sure you see the real one.  I mean it when I say he will literally take your breath away.  It is an entirely unexpected, holy experience.  The fact that he’s a 17 foot naked man has nothing to do with it.  Really.  It is an unforgettable moment.  This leads me to my second thing to know.  DO NOT TAKE HIS PICTURE.  Even if you are a shameless hussy and are not embarrassed by the security guards screaming, “Va via!  Ferma!” (Go away!  Stop!) the wall of humanity surrounding you will be mortified.  Please people.  Follow the rules.  His picture is for sale in the gift shop.  Buy one there.

In Florence, the two main museums are the Academia, and the Uffizi.  Please, please take heed of all the tourist advice and book your tickets ahead of time You will save yourself hours of time and when you see those lines, your heart will sink.  I don’t want you to have to compromise on what you’re willing to wait for to see.  The David is right on the other side of that wall, but if you do not have reservations, it could take all day to meet him.  I mean it.  Book your tickets ahead of time.  Yet, here’s another thing you need to know.  If you call them, be prepared for the phone bill when it arrives.  To me, it’s worth the $30.00 phone call.

On another aside, go and see the reproduction in the Piazza della Signoria.  It was placed there in 1910 and it gives you a true feeling for what this city was like when this biblical underdog was positioned to glare in the direction of the Goliath of Rome.

Time is precious, especially when you are in Italy.  Let’s face it, we may never come back this way again.  I want you to have memories stored up in your heart and mind that will make you smile, and not wince at an honest planning mistake.  Florence is overwhelming on a good day.  Trying to organize your thoughts amid the heat and the people is almost impossible.  The more planning you do ahead of time, the better the experience will be.



Pack For Europe

As promised, I have compiled a list for you for packing for an international adventure. This list is designed for an urban, European city. This will work if you’re including churches, restaurants, museums, evenings out etc. If you are planning a trip to a tropical beach, there’s a whole different way to pack.

Image 1The first thing you need to remember is that you CAN NOT bring everything. Not plausible. Not possible. Not pleasant. You want to get the most bang for you buck for every piece you choose.

Here is the list, refined and undefined:  

  • One navy or gray dress
  • One print skirt
  • One solid skirt
  • Three tops
  • For the flight, trousers, (NOT jeans) a silky/dressy t-shirt, a second top, a sweater and a light weight scarf

There is a method to this madness.  Read on.

Plan to pack around a color scheme. While you may think this is restricting, in all actuality, it is absolutely liberating. When you choose core pieces in similar color schemes, then you can add diversity and spice with the accessories you will bring, (and probably buy.) For example, if you choose navy blue as a base color, go with yellow and white, or navy with green and cream. If you choose, say gray, go with gray, red and cream. Gray, blue and white. If you want brown for your base color, mix it with coral and cream. These core colors will give you options with aforementioned accessories.

Europeans tend to dress in darker, well made fabrics. That doesn’t mean you have to follow…suit. It does mean that you should try and be aware of the customs of a local area. Religious and cultural expectations must be upheld. For the first piece, I would choose:

1- A Navy blue or gray dress: No, not black. These colors are a bit more day time friendly, especially in the summer. This dress needs to be at least knee length. Until you’ve seen (and possibly worn) those weird hospital gown throw away coverups in the churches, you won’t understand the importance of this. The Vatican, for example, will NOT let you in. There are a million people in line behind you and they don’t care how far you may have traveled. Legs. Covered. Arms. Covered. This dress will be your work horse essential. Choose one that is light in weight and either lined, or doesn’t cling. Cap sleeves are appropriate every where. If you choose sleeveless, be sure to have a scarf to wrap yourself in when you enter a place of worship.

2- A print skirt (and a solid skirt) in your chosen color scheme: This skirt will need to match every single one of the three shirts you will bring with you. Remember all those boring combinations and permutations you did in high school math wondering when you would ever use it again in your life? Well, this is one of those times. You want all of your garments to be able to combine with everything else. This multiples your choices without adding weight. So, say you have picked a navy blue polka dotted skirt. Pack a white, a chambray and a pop of color shirt, like yellow.

Traveling for a week, you can bring much less than you would expect.  One of the first things you will need to concede to is that you don’t need to bring jeans with you on every single trip.  Dress up a bit more on vacation.  There’s plenty of evidence in the business world alone that, hate to break it to you, people judge you by what you are wearing.  The same is true at hotel check-in desks, airlines, and restaurants. Dresses take up such little space in a small suitcase.  It’s an irony of sorts because the garment that makes you look the nicest requires the least amount of thought.  One navy dress and/or one gray dress can see you through days of travel.

3- Accessories: Leave your most precious jewelry at home. This can be sentimental or monetary value. If it will ruin your entire vacation and haunt you forever if you lost it, stow it safely at home. Instead, choose some high end costume jewelry. Silver hoops are perfect with everything. Jewelry is also a perfect souvenir for yourself….er, I mean your friends and family.  Pack a few scarves that match everything.  These can be used as belts, scarves, or even just some color tied to your bag.

4- Shoes: Get ready to hate me. You can only bring two pairs. One of the pairs you will be wearing. This is one of the biggest ways to keep the heft down in the bag. Pick a pair of ballet flats and perhaps a pair of flat, dressy sandals. I know you want to look chic and Parisian, but you will be weeping all the live long day if you choose uncomfortable shoes. Sorry. That’s the breaks.

So. You have a dress. Two skirts and three tops. This will see you through days and days. I mean it.

Now. For the flight, you have to consider a bunch of things. First off, the shoes. Literally, that’s the first thing they make you remove. Belts, scarves, jackets, bags, everything has to go into the bins. Layer a sweater and a striped silk t-shirt with a top. (Look what you just did, you wore three different outfit options at once. Separate them for the days ahead.) Choose a classic pair of trousers to wear on the flight. These will also follow your color scheme.This lets you scoot and shift in your seat and you can stay comfortable and covered. Don’t wear a belt. Instead, put the belt along the perimeter of the bag. It won’t take up any room. Wear a scarf for the flight. Wear the heaviest one you brought. The plane can be chilly and those blankets they now charge you for the privilege of using are gross. Really gross.

Other incidentals in the bag include your unmentionables. I won’t mention them except to say bring “wicking” undies. These dry in a flash and keep you cooler. You will be washing your skivvies in the sink, so prepare yourself. The hotels will have soap, even the hostels will. They have become uber-chic of late, so try one! The one thing I will say about the hospitality items in the hotel bathrooms, they don’t have conditioner. I don’t know what millions of Europeans are doing, but it just won’t be there. In your 3-1-1 bag the airline forces you to use, I would bring conditioner and leave the shampoo for whatever they provide. Honestly, my hair can handle cruddy shampoo, but if I don’t have the right product for frizz, things can get ugly. (Wait, what’s a 3-1-1 bag? Well, 3 ounces (actually 3.4 or less) 1 quart size and 1 bag per person.)

Now. I want you to pinky swear that you will not bring the following: white, hideous sneakers, a fanny pack, (for the love of all that is holy) and t-shirts with sayings, words or pictures on them. I’m serious, people.

A man from Belgium once asked my husband about Americans. He wanted to know WHY we are so proud of the towns we live in that everyone wears a shirt with their cities on them. We had to explain the whole culture of college ball, and sports and on and on. It made me think though. It becomes glaringly apparent that YOU don’t belong and you probably have a lot of cash on you. Try to blend in. The same is true for the sneakers. Americans are equated with sneakers. I am a proud American, but there are people in the world who would hurt us if given the chance. Again, blend in. The fanny pack, well they are just ugly. Don’t wear it.

In my next post, I will explain the fanny pack aversion and offer you some choices that are not only chic, but safe for your traveling papers.